Me: there is a purple rhino in the basement

Him: i dont have a basement

Me: i didn't say it was your basement

Him: who's then

Me: oh, i can't tell you that. Its top secret

Him: oh i see

Me: yesssss........ Top TOP secret

Him: how do i get security clearance to know this Top TOP secret information?

Me :...
you have to sing A Disney Song.

Him: oh i see..

Ah, we are the daughters of Triton Great father who loves us and named us well Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Atina, Adella, Allana And then there is the youngest in her musical debut Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you To sing a song Sebastian wrote, her voice is like a bell She's our sister, Ariel

done

now what is this top top secret location

Me: Denver...

as in The Last Dinosaur

Him: i see.. Denver...

and how did you come to know this top top secret information and why is it important?

Me: I have contacts

Him: i see.. contacts

Me: yes

Him: and what exactly does this rhino do

Me: He actually controls the whole universe. He is the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present AND Future.

Him: i see.. he must be killed

Me: Why?

don't u see? if you kill him, EVERYTHING will be destroyed!!

Him: oh no.. i will replace him

Me: You? As in, YOU you?

Him: yes

Me: you understand that it is a big responsibility? I mean, only the purple rhino has been able to survive such a task...

Him: oh you are forgetting my ability to clone myself.. so i could have 100 of me under my control.. while being able to do whatever i want lol

Me:...

you realize that you could turn on yourself?

Him: yes.. but why would i?

Me: haven't you ever seen "The One"?

Him: no.. i havent

Me: well, this guy goes around to all the different verses (cuz its not a universe, its a multiverse) and kills his other self so he can have all the power, cuz once he kills his other self, that one's power and such goes to all the others...

Him: oh yeah i have seen that

Me: so maybe you would turn on yourself to be "the one"

see?

Him: but that will not happen.. because i have control over them.. i have taken away their sentience. they will obey all orders

Me: but this is the Purple Rhino's purpose. Even 1million of you couldn't do the job he's doing.

Him: then i will make one billion clones

Me: you still wouldn't be able to do it

Him: oh i will

Me: no.

Him: yes

Me: no.

even if you could, you don't know WHERE in Denver

Him: oh colorado

wait

dever is in colorado

so i will search every house with my billions of replacement clones

Me: its top secret.

Top TOP secret

Him: i know..

but still a billion clones will be able to find it

wow.. madonna kissed britney spears..

Me: no, sorry, I meant top Top TOP secret

even with yor billions of clones, you still wouldn't find him.
and that's just gross.